tastefullyoffensive:

Overprotective parents. [x]

hejibits:

Gun perspective in FPS games doesn’t make any sense.

(Source: hejibits.com)

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

(Source: ldrsociety)

So I’ve found one guy who does two of the greatest things at the same time

If you were an icecream you’d be chocolate fudge (because you look like shit)

kodyprofanity:

Named my dick Mike Tyson ‘cause he breaks jaws

And eats ears

Named my dick Mike Tyson ‘cause he breaks jaws

I wish guy’s underwear sizes were like girl’s bra sizes where you get letters and stuff
But then it’d just be awkward if you were a size double D